As an American traveling in Scotland, I certainly couldn’t let these pass me by unphotographed.
Pasty Shop…they sell nipple decorations in the train station? Wait…what?
Squirty Cream…not at all suggestive.
Creamy Handwash…sure, I’ll “wash my hands” with that.
Rude Health…is that like Rude Boys?
Vegetarian hot dogs…in a can, no less.
Still water…i.e. regular water.
I’m not that ignorant…I knew they called elevators “lifts,” but it was cute to see it in big block letters.
Barley water. Maybe you drink that for Scotch hangovers.
Boston Beans…I thought they were string beans?
Highland Cow, right?
Ah, finally a TOILET! No, wait… 😦