Every spring we get our cat “shaved.” This is the fifth year running, and the second year we’ve enlisted the services of Better Kitty.
First, you might ask, “why remove the bulk of the cat’s fur?” Well part of it is because it’s cooler for summer. But a bigger part is that our old guy has lost so many teeth that he can’t groom himself properly and gets matted. And occasionally I’ve caught him choking on his own fur that is still attached to his body. I’ve asked him, “How did you kind survive in the wild with no humans?” He had no answer.
So here’s a little glimpse into the world of getting a “lion cut” for the summer:
After the cut, Sketch got a rinse in the bathtub and then got wrapped in a burrito. This is adorable:
Cute flippy tail:
Sketch with his Lion Cut, 2017
Our cat Sketch has Type 2 Diabetes and we’re so used to dealing with it now. Here are some highlights of our reality:
- There’s a sharps container in the kitchen. Relegated to the floor for food safety purposes, it’s a bright red reminder that someone in the family gets shots every day.
- All the adults in the house have accidentally stabbed themselves with the syringe or lancet at least once. It happens. It doesn’t matter how careful you think you are being.
- Sometimes a lancet falls on the ground. It’s cool when it actually pierces the floor, like in this pic.
- You wake up in the night and wonder if your cat is having a seizure somewhere in the house. Sketch hasn’t yet had a seizure or hypoglycemic incident, but sometimes I worry about him in the middle of the night.
- When you can’t find the cat, you wonder if he’s dead. Especially when his blood glucose numbers can ride a roller coaster between 50 and 650+ I start wondering just how many lives this animal has left.
- You get used to the blood testing equipment just sort of chillin’ in the middle of other family activities. As when the Easter baskets came out and the journal and bowl o’ supplies got into the pic, because they were there, like they always are, right next to my place at the kitchen table.
The North American Fur Snake slithers across the carpet of its native habitat.
Sketch is enjoying this pillow made from my painting by RedBubble. Just search for”alymcf” to find my artwork, printed on pillows, t-shirts, phone cases and more.
It’s the last day of summer before the kid starts middle school, and I haven’t had much time to post. Here’s a brief rundown of the latest life news.
Sketch the cat
When the weather is warm,
the groomer appears
shave the cat.
The butt trim is essential —
no more running all crazy-cakes
from the cat box,
as if being chased
by a dangling dingleberry.
The mane trim is important —
because this messy eater
cannot lick the bib of fluff
under his own chin.
Take off the body and leg fur,
‘cause warm weather
is no fun for a big furball.
Give that poor tongue a rest.
Flip him over
a 180 or 360
catches him off guard
so he’ll be still for another minute
till he figures out
what just happened.
And very soon
our cat is a naked
soft as a peach.
[Thank you Better Kitty Spa]